Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's official drugs can't kill me
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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