No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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