I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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