No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
NoShamevember. You game?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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