Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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