New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You have to summon your inner elephant
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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