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There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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