I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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