I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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