i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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