Jerry, you need to find god
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Randomize