Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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