Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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