I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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