Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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