Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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