I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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