i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
How does one acquire holy water?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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