Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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