Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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