I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What a fucking waste of an outfit
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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