my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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