this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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