If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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