i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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