The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I love you. Go after that dick
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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