at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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