so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
