You work out of a Hotel?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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