I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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