i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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