The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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