I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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