yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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