Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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