Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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