it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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