just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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