If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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