have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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