i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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