Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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