That's intense
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm having to shit out rocks
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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