it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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