my mouth tastes like poor choices
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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