I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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