Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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