I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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