Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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