I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you