Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.