I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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