well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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