This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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