OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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